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What a combination, yeah?

So, I think I officially hate Sundays. It's on those days that I get personal revelations, and find myself hard-pressed to hold onto any grudges. Don't get me wrong, I can hold a grudge like nobody. I never forget anything. I don't trust many people. But those that are close to me, I find it hard to hold them accountable. Anyway, I gave my Dad a Christmas present (wrapped in a great big box). I even gave him a care package with snacks and hot cocoa. I felt really good about it, knowing he was pleased that his daughter thought of him during the Holidays. I still find myself wondering how he would react if he knew that I know about what he's been saying about me to his friends. But the way I figure it, he doesn't know me. He probably never will. In that respect, I find it hard to hold a grudge against someone so clueless. That makes sense in the way that doesn't.

In other news, my Mom sent me another male-bashing joke. Hiliarious commentary regarding what gender our computers are, as determined by a group of students in a French class.

The story... )

Hee. Gotta love my mom.
saifai: (Default)
What a combination, yeah?

So, I think I officially hate Sundays. It's on those days that I get personal revelations, and find myself hard-pressed to hold onto any grudges. Don't get me wrong, I can hold a grudge like nobody. I never forget anything. I don't trust many people. But those that are close to me, I find it hard to hold them accountable. Anyway, I gave my Dad a Christmas present (wrapped in a great big box). I even gave him a care package with snacks and hot cocoa. I felt really good about it, knowing he was pleased that his daughter thought of him during the Holidays. I still find myself wondering how he would react if he knew that I know about what he's been saying about me to his friends. But the way I figure it, he doesn't know me. He probably never will. In that respect, I find it hard to hold a grudge against someone so clueless. That makes sense in the way that doesn't.

In other news, my Mom sent me another male-bashing joke. Hiliarious commentary regarding what gender our computers are, as determined by a group of students in a French class.

The story... )

Hee. Gotta love my mom.
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My mother just sent me this one. Gotta love her...

"According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.

Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.

We should've known. ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost."
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My mother just sent me this one. Gotta love her...

"According to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer each year, male reindeer drop their antlers at the beginning of winter, usually late November to mid-December. Female reindeer retain their antlers till after they give birth in the spring.

Therefore, according to EVERY historical rendition depicting Santa's reindeer, EVERY single one of them, from Rudolph to Blitzen, had to be a girl.

We should've known. ONLY women would be able to drag a fat-ass man in a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost."
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My mom's been reading a lot of stuff like this lately, but this one was particularly funny. I've seen something along these lines before, but these were a bit different. So, here for everyone (all three of you) who read this journal to enjoy.

Read more... )
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My mom's been reading a lot of stuff like this lately, but this one was particularly funny. I've seen something along these lines before, but these were a bit different. So, here for everyone (all three of you) who read this journal to enjoy.

Read more... )

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