Somewhere East of Life

You know me. I love the bad guys. I root for them when I'm watching movies. The bad guy blows something up? I'm jumping up and down on the couch throwing popcorn like a football fan.

It's a thing.

I got an idea though. I was watching the most recent episode of SGA courtesy of the lovely janedavitt. I discovered something: I like Todd.



He's pretty cool, no? I'd love to see him slashed up with someone. He's got a big problem though: he tends to eat humans. Well, not literally. Well okay, literally. But there's no chowing down. Just, you know... sucking out of the life forces type of thing. Been wracking my brain trying to think of someone though. It's got to be someone you can't kill.

So, vampires. But they still age (side-effect of the whole sucking of the energy thing). So that leaves out Spike and Angel. They'd eventually turn into weird things with hooves like that big bad Faith killed, right? They get that way when they age a whole bunch.

It could be an immortal, but I haven't seen one of those movies or shows in forever. So, Methos is out.

It's got to be someone that can age without side effects, can't be killed off all that easily, and that can regenerate themselves. Who does that leave?



Wolverine.

It's my new OTP. There should be an icon or something. Someone's got to write this. Todd needs love just like everyone else, right? He should so get hooked up with Wolverine. It could soooo work!