George and the Rabid Plot Bunnies
Nov. 6th, 2006 12:49 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
saifaiMy friend Jen and I have an ongoing inside joke. Anytime her thoughts spazz out, she says something like, "Freddie's only running on three paws." After asking her what that was about, I learned she calls her brain Fred. Fred is a hamster. Of course, like any good hamster!brain, sometimes it runs away without permission and creates havoc amongst your subconcious and other niggling thoughts.
I decided to give mine a name too. Mine is called George.
George and my muse mini!Giles DO NOT get along. At all. My brain decided to write my Nano with the idea of making it in story format. Muse!Giles disagreed saying that it should be diary format with a narration to explain events as they happen. George put his foot down and said no. Ripper staged a mutiny of my higher brain functions this morning.
You can guess what happened: Ripper won. George is now hogtied on the floor.
So while I'm re-writing the first bit of my Nano and continuing on with the story in the new format, Muse!Giles plotted his revenge. As payback for George putting up a needless fit of protest, he's taken to breeding plot bunnies.
You can guess what happend here too: The bunnies have turned rabid.
As an example of the new rabid plot bunnies now running rampant through George's domain, I bring you Evil!Harry. Evil!Harry was raised by Severus Snape. Well, raised is a bit of a stretch. He was actually some sort of love slave or something. I'm not sure which, and honestly I don't want to know. I don't ask Muse!Ripper too many questions. All I know is that Evil!Harry goes to school, and events happen pretty much the same as they did before. Only now Evil!Harry has a LOT more detentions with Snape. Two guess what happens in those sessions, and the first don't count.
Long story short, Evil!Harry and Snape let Draco kill Dumbledore, kill Voldemort together, and live happily ever after in their quaint little dark castle at the top of the hill.
The End.
I decided to give mine a name too. Mine is called George.
George and my muse mini!Giles DO NOT get along. At all. My brain decided to write my Nano with the idea of making it in story format. Muse!Giles disagreed saying that it should be diary format with a narration to explain events as they happen. George put his foot down and said no. Ripper staged a mutiny of my higher brain functions this morning.
You can guess what happened: Ripper won. George is now hogtied on the floor.
So while I'm re-writing the first bit of my Nano and continuing on with the story in the new format, Muse!Giles plotted his revenge. As payback for George putting up a needless fit of protest, he's taken to breeding plot bunnies.
You can guess what happend here too: The bunnies have turned rabid.
As an example of the new rabid plot bunnies now running rampant through George's domain, I bring you Evil!Harry. Evil!Harry was raised by Severus Snape. Well, raised is a bit of a stretch. He was actually some sort of love slave or something. I'm not sure which, and honestly I don't want to know. I don't ask Muse!Ripper too many questions. All I know is that Evil!Harry goes to school, and events happen pretty much the same as they did before. Only now Evil!Harry has a LOT more detentions with Snape. Two guess what happens in those sessions, and the first don't count.
Long story short, Evil!Harry and Snape let Draco kill Dumbledore, kill Voldemort together, and live happily ever after in their quaint little dark castle at the top of the hill.
The End.
