saifai | *taptaptap*

A summary of my attempt to write:

- Open up my story in Word.

- Stare at screen.

- Decide I can't go another minute without checking my email.

- Feel guilty about not writing and move mouse in the direction of my story.

- Get waylaid by an enticing story I must read now or have an evil attack of some kind. *looks around shiftily* It's for the good of mankind. *nods*

- Finish story and ignore my brains demands to write more. Make way to check email again. I'm sure I must have gotten something really important in the last ten minutes that cannot go without looking at.

- Glare at my story and steadfastly ignore it.

- Get up to grab pain medication to relieve headache gotten from glaring so long story.

- Give up and fix lunch.

Lather. Rinse. Repeat.

*hangs head in shame*

P.S. GIP! *points to icon made by