*holds Candycorn to chest* MINE!
Oct. 18th, 2005 01:06 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
saifaiHubby is trying to take them. *looks around suspiciously* He's been put on a diet by the doctor because of some back problems. Apparently, they want to put me on the very same diet and they've sent the secretary out to hunt me down and drag me into their offices.
They're going to try and take my candycorn away. I guess it's a low sugar diet.
*hides the candycorn* MINE! I can live for short periods of time without chocolate. (quit giving me that look, I sooo can. I can quit anytime I want. *pouts*) But I can't give up my candycorn. The doctor suggested I eat myself sick on them and then I wouldn't want them anyway. I gave him the crazy look and popped a couple more candycorn.
I'm completely paranoid now. Don't make me give up my candycorn!!! Okay, maybe I can bargain with them. Like, I can portion myself out to like two or three candycorns a day. I can live with that. Really. *flails*
They're going to try and take my candycorn away. I guess it's a low sugar diet.
*hides the candycorn* MINE! I can live for short periods of time without chocolate. (quit giving me that look, I sooo can. I can quit anytime I want. *pouts*) But I can't give up my candycorn. The doctor suggested I eat myself sick on them and then I wouldn't want them anyway. I gave him the crazy look and popped a couple more candycorn.
I'm completely paranoid now. Don't make me give up my candycorn!!! Okay, maybe I can bargain with them. Like, I can portion myself out to like two or three candycorns a day. I can live with that. Really. *flails*
