Sadness, death, and jealousy abound

[saifai]

Moving right into stage two of posts of the really bored here. Actually not bored, just trying to ignore the sounds of the back hoe thingy out front ripping up our water lines since they busted over the weekend. I am without water at the moment. *pouts*

Dude. You have to go to JM's official site. GotR broke up. *pouts*


"We regret to announce the disturbing passing of Saifai, who on the 19th of June of this year was savagely smushed by a pretty hefty woman. This unfortunate incident occurred in a slightly distressed Buick Skylark in Seattle, WA. The deceased was reported to have shouted "Zounds! I am undone!" just before expiring. Saifai is survived by fifty or so gerbils. Funeral services will be held the 19th of next month."
-- Get your own Obituary --


Slander Gossip Totally true news about my flist.">

Slander! dusty273 keeps a hamster for nefarious purposes! ifritah and wajoma took twenty minutes to decide what to tell the paramedics and the RSPCA. lovebytez and hifalutin_eagle run a bordello in Soho. red_sunflower and sajinn are blackmailing them. shaddyr knows *just* how long to hold them down for. ifritah collects other people's underwear! mmpb_goddess collects other people's underwear - and has some from fenchurche and spikespet! Enter your username to dish the dirt on your friends!

-- I'm really rather curious to know of the paramedic incident has anything to do with the collection of underwear. Also, what on earth would you do with an evil hamster? Perhaps miggy is a better person to ask. Last but not least, I'm hoping red_sunflower and sajinn will let me in on the action cuz I think hubby is holding out on me with that bordello income... o_O