saifai | Mad House Challenge

Okay, can I just offer a weird challenge here? Anyone watch the SciFi channel? There's this ad out for Mad House, or Mad Mad House, or something. Guy that looks like Marilyn Manson, only with two white eyes instead of one, and big sharp teeth. I guess he's supposed to be a "vampire". I'm assuming it's one of those reality gameshow things where they get the people to do stupid stuff like, oh, I don't know... drink blood.

My idea was to do a crossover fic where one of the vamps from Angel or Buffy shows up as a contestant, Spike would be perfect, but then again I'm just biased.

Any takers?