The Mysterious 710

[saifai]

Yesterday I was having some work done at the car dealer. A blonde  woman came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.  They all looked at each other, and the mechanic asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"he replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there."  The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.  She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her  over to another car which had the hood up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course,  it's right there."

Click here to learn the identity of the mysterious 710:
http://pics.livejournal.com/saifai/pic/0002s5gy/s320x320

DISCLAIMER: Just kidding.

Comments

[velvetwhip.livejournal.com]

You canNOT be serious! That's a blonde joke, right? Right? RIGHT?????


Gabrielle

[saifai.livejournal.com]

*gr* Yes. It's a blonde joke. I should probably put up a disclaimer. ::giggles::

[velvetwhip.livejournal.com]

Thank GOD! I was hoping! As a blonde, I hope no one thinks we are ALL like that!


Gabrielle

[saifai.livejournal.com]

Holy Hannah, my mother would have my hide if I truly believed that. She's a blonde, and my favorite person to tell the blonde jokes to... *gr*

[speakr2customrs.livejournal.com]

707!

[saifai.livejournal.com]

::giggles::

[azure-k-mello.livejournal.com]

I hate to say it, and look blonde (I've got jet black hair the last time I looked) but I don't get it.

[saifai.livejournal.com]

An engine oil cap upside down, when oil is written in caps, looks like it spells 710.

[azure-k-mello.livejournal.com]

ohhhhhhhh. *goes to find a blonde wig*.

[saifai.livejournal.com]

*grins and pats you on back* S'okay.

[kitty-poker1.livejournal.com]

A blonde decides to dye her hair brown. Afterwards, she's walking down the road when comes across a shepherd with a flock of sheep. "If I guess how many sheep you have, will you give me one?" She guesses right and says, "I'll have that cute one over there." The shepherd says, "If I guess your natural hair colour, will you give me back my dog?"

*ouch*

[saifai.livejournal.com]

::giggles:: I like that one,