*holds Candycorn to chest* MINE!

[saifai]

Hubby is trying to take them.  *looks around suspiciously*  He's been put on a diet by the doctor because of some back problems.  Apparently, they want to put me on the very same diet and they've sent the secretary out to hunt me down and drag me into their offices.

They're going to try and take my candycorn away.  I guess it's a low sugar diet.

*hides the candycorn*  MINE!  I can live for short periods of time without chocolate.  (quit giving me that look, I sooo can.  I can quit anytime I want.  *pouts*)  But I can't give up my candycorn.  The doctor suggested I eat myself sick on them and then I wouldn't want them anyway.  I gave him the crazy look and popped a couple more candycorn.

I'm completely paranoid now.  Don't make me give up my candycorn!!!  Okay, maybe I can bargain with them.  Like, I can portion myself out to like two or three candycorns a day.  I can live with that.  Really.  *flails*

Comments

[shaddyr]

Psst. Little girl.

::hold out a bag of candy::

I gots yer candy corn right here. All you gotta give me is a little sugar...

::giggles::

I don't suppose they make candycorn with sucralose, do they?

[saifai.livejournal.com]

Bah. *pouts and makes a grab for the candy*

I don't suppose they make candycorn with sucralose, do they?

I'm not sure. If I get desperate, you can be sure I'll be out hunting the sugar-free candy section.

[fantomeq.livejournal.com]

I vote you keep the candycorn make up for it with yoga. Works for me. Well, chocolate in my case.

[saifai.livejournal.com]

Sounds like a plan. Not sure if the doctor will go for it, but one never knows. Hubby tells me the puppy dog eyes don't work on this guy, so maybe a good sound argument will do the trick. *gr*

[fantomeq.livejournal.com]

LOL! Sacrificing the caffeine made my back much happier, but you've probably already done that. But how could candy corn be evil? :P

[saifai.livejournal.com]

I get the caffeine thing. Just about anything with that in it will end up making me sick to my stomach anyway. But the candycorn I don't get. Probably one of those empty calorie things. *clings to the candycorn*