As the world turns...
May. 7th, 2005 09:42 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
saifaiHubby stole my XM radio. He got it for my new car, but liked it so well himself that he kept it. He promised me he'd get me my own, but as it turns out I'll need an in-deck version. Anyway, he comes home last night after listening to some channel that plays music and then every hour or so they come on with gossip from Hollywood.
He said the latest news is that there's been reports of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt staying in a hotel together. It's a thing that's been in the news recently, and fervently denied, if you haven't been keeping up. Anyway, apparently they were caught when the guy who had the room next door heard some strange noises. He said it sounded like an 8 foot giant squirrel was eating a man alive. He of course freaked out and ran next door, busting in the door to save said man from the man-eating squirrel. I'm not sure who was more surprised to find that the man-eating squirrel was actually Ms. Jolie screaming in pleasure.
Yeah. The visuals alone are worth it. I don't know if it's true. Honestly don't care. Just, when hubby told me that I instantly got this picture in my mind of Ms. Jolie in a squirrel costume, whipping Mr. Pitt with a tiny little flogger while riding him into the mattress.
::giggles:: Hubby replied with a dropped jaw, "I cannot believe you even thought that." Then he shudders as he too then receives the visual. *cackles*
Now you all get it too.
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He said the latest news is that there's been reports of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt staying in a hotel together. It's a thing that's been in the news recently, and fervently denied, if you haven't been keeping up. Anyway, apparently they were caught when the guy who had the room next door heard some strange noises. He said it sounded like an 8 foot giant squirrel was eating a man alive. He of course freaked out and ran next door, busting in the door to save said man from the man-eating squirrel. I'm not sure who was more surprised to find that the man-eating squirrel was actually Ms. Jolie screaming in pleasure.
Yeah. The visuals alone are worth it. I don't know if it's true. Honestly don't care. Just, when hubby told me that I instantly got this picture in my mind of Ms. Jolie in a squirrel costume, whipping Mr. Pitt with a tiny little flogger while riding him into the mattress.
::giggles:: Hubby replied with a dropped jaw, "I cannot believe you even thought that." Then he shudders as he too then receives the visual. *cackles*
Now you all get it too.
This message brought to you by the People With Sick Minds Council of America.
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Date: 2005-05-07 06:39 pm (UTC)Also, it's particularly amusing from where I am that a squirrel was chosen, because there's already so many in jokes around my dorm about squirrels, ever since a RPG campaign involving many of the upperclassmen in my dorm involved a scene where one player decided to, and I use their exact words, mindrape thousands of squirrels and have them charge the castle.
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Date: 2005-05-08 06:09 am (UTC)