*shuffles in wearing bunny slippers*

[saifai]

Muh?  *nods*  Yeah, it's gonna be one of those days.  Yesterday some guy going door to door looking for votes knocked on my door.  I open it up and he introduces himself and says, "My Lord, you look exhausted.  Are you alright?"  At some point in the conversation he wanted me to ask him intelligent questions about his candidates polictical views.  I answered with an oh so witty, "Uh... I don't know."

Thanks for kyrieane and chicken_cem I got the problems with my design site all worked out.  There was only minimal hair pulling involved trying to get it fixed.  *hugs you both*

So, what's on today's agenda you ask? 
1.  After much poking and prodding, I'll do a bit more work on my already started third chapter of the White Oleander piece. 
2.  Also, I need a plot for my Nano.  It's driving me nuts.  I have a setting.  I could probably give you detailed blueprints of the setting.  I have a scene involving naked guys in a shower.  I have no plot.  I have nothing for my characters to do. 

I made the mistake of mentioning this plot problem to hubby.  I made a passing joke of, "Gay me up, Scotty" in reference to my scene with nekkid men in a shower (meaning without a plot my mind takes the natural slashy course of thought).  He did the eyebrow thing and then suggested I think of a better way to use Bert and Ernie.  *boggles*  I have no idea what he was talking about, but apparently in his mind gay characters equals Bert and Ernie.  I now cannot get the visuals out of my mind.  They're starting to looking like the village people.  Ernie is the sailor, before you ask.

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Ernie is the sailor

[fenchurche.livejournal.com]

ROFL! What a mental image...

[marsterslady.livejournal.com]

I open it up and he introduces himself and says, "My Lord, you look exhausted. Are you alright?"

Gee, what a nice way to greet someone. I had a policeman say something similar to me once. I'd rolled through a stop sign in my neighborhood and got pulled over. Three boys in the back of the car crying in their carseats. I just was trying to get them home. He said that, and allowed me to just go on home without a ticket. ;-)

I laughed at the Bert and Ernieness. :) I was just talking yesterday about how fun it'd be to have David Boreanaz and James Marsters play Bert and Ernie, and now my mind has gone to a totally different place. ;-)

[saifai.livejournal.com]

David Boreanaz and James Marsters play Bert and Ernie

Oh thank you, thank you, thank you!!! I finally have something else to think about besides Bert and Ernie!

*sigh of relief*

Gee, what a nice way to greet someone.

Yeah, he got "the look" for that one.

Re: Ernie is the sailor

[saifai.livejournal.com]

I tell you, I'm never gonna be able to watch Sesame Street again without humming that YMCA song...

[amejisuto.livejournal.com]

Okay I so envy you your hubby! Not only does he luve you but he supports your slash insanity!

I always wondered about Gonzo too, I mean is a chicken fetish normal?

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[chicken-cem.livejournal.com]

Bert DID get cookie crumbs in Ernie's bed, so their relationship is bound to have some rough sailing. HAHAHA.

Really though, they're a very cute couple. And anyway, Ernie did stuff to Bert, too, like take off his nose (just like puppetAngel).

[chicken-cem.livejournal.com]

Yes!! Bawk! ;-)

[saifai.livejournal.com]

Actually, I joke about it often enough he never takes me seriously. Think he'd actually have a coronary if he actually read one of my slash stories though... *gr*

I always wondered about Gonzo too, I mean is a chicken fetish normal?

::giggles::

Re: Ernie is the sailor

[saifai.livejournal.com]

See? There goes the comparisons to Angel and Spike again. Not that I mind. Gets Sailor!Ernie out of my head...

Bert DID get cookie crumbs in Ernie's bed...

Huh, I wonder... *tries not to get visuals*

[saifai.livejournal.com]

*snerk*

[amejisuto.livejournal.com]

If it makes you feel any better I've asked my Mom to read some of my smut. She liked Mr. Cellophane for instance. Hee! She wants me to write a Spander/Stephan King crossover.

BTW~ LOVE the Halloween Icon!

Re: Ernie is the sailor

[chicken-cem.livejournal.com]

Just think about puppet Spike under the desk while puppet Angel is sitting in the chair. It's very effective, really.

[saifai.livejournal.com]

That's very cool. My Mom has read a few of my stories. She's always liked it. It's cool she encourages you like that.

...and thanks! *pets her icon*

Re: Ernie is the sailor

[saifai.livejournal.com]

*eyes glaze over* Mmm, yeah...