Free Food! (and other fly-by ramblings)

First, I thought I'd share an offer I just got in my inbox:

Second, I'm going to my first ever high school reunion.  No, not my tenth.  I deliberately missed that one.  This one however is a celebration of my former band instructor's 20th year as a teacher.  Yup, it's a band geek reunion.  *raises the nerd flag*

Third, I'm absolutely terrified.  This reunion is in July.  I'm about 170 pounds heavier than I was in high school.  My hair is something birds envy for their nests.  My clothing leaves much to be desired (alas the drawbacks of working with children).  I think I need a mini-makeover before I go.  I'll update y'all with details as the event gets closer.

Fourth, I think I'm going to starve to death.  It's my mother's night to cook.  *looks at clock*  She's not home yet.  *eyes the junk food*  I must resist.  I must resist...

Free Food! (and other fly-by ramblings)

First, I thought I'd share an offer I just got in my inbox:

Second, I'm going to my first ever high school reunion.  No, not my tenth.  I deliberately missed that one.  This one however is a celebration of my former band instructor's 20th year as a teacher.  Yup, it's a band geek reunion.  *raises the nerd flag*

Third, I'm absolutely terrified.  This reunion is in July.  I'm about 170 pounds heavier than I was in high school.  My hair is something birds envy for their nests.  My clothing leaves much to be desired (alas the drawbacks of working with children).  I think I need a mini-makeover before I go.  I'll update y'all with details as the event gets closer.

Fourth, I think I'm going to starve to death.  It's my mother's night to cook.  *looks at clock*  She's not home yet.  *eyes the junk food*  I must resist.  I must resist...

The Gay Flight Attendant

Yeah, it's me again.  But I got a really good joke in my inbox.  This reminds me of someone on my flist who shall remind un-named.  *innocent grin*

THE GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT

My flight was being served  by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to  announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super."

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."

She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one."

To which the flight attendant replied,  without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, Bitch."

The Gay Flight Attendant

Yeah, it's me again.  But I got a really good joke in my inbox.  This reminds me of someone on my flist who shall remind un-named.  *innocent grin*

THE GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT

My flight was being served  by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that "Captain Marvey has asked me to  announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super."

On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."

She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one."

To which the flight attendant replied,  without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, Bitch."