As the world turns...

Hubby stole my XM radio.  He got it for my new car, but liked it so well himself that he kept it.  He promised me he'd get me my own, but as it turns out I'll need an in-deck version.  Anyway, he comes home last night after listening to some channel that plays music and then every hour or so they come on with gossip from Hollywood.

He said the latest news is that there's been reports of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt staying in a hotel together.  It's a thing that's been in the news recently, and fervently denied, if you haven't been keeping up.  Anyway, apparently they were caught when the guy who had the room next door heard some strange noises.  He said it sounded like an 8 foot giant squirrel was eating a man alive.  He of course freaked out and ran next door, busting in the door to save said man from the man-eating squirrel.  I'm not sure who was more surprised to find that the man-eating squirrel was actually Ms. Jolie screaming in pleasure.

Yeah.  The visuals alone are worth it.  I don't know if it's true.  Honestly don't care.  Just, when hubby told me that I instantly got this picture in my mind of Ms. Jolie in a squirrel costume, whipping Mr. Pitt with a tiny little flogger while riding him into the mattress.

::giggles::  Hubby replied with a dropped jaw, "I cannot believe you even thought that."  Then he shudders as he too then receives the visual.  *cackles*

Now you all get it too.

This message brought to you by the People With Sick Minds Council of America.

As the world turns...

Hubby stole my XM radio.  He got it for my new car, but liked it so well himself that he kept it.  He promised me he'd get me my own, but as it turns out I'll need an in-deck version.  Anyway, he comes home last night after listening to some channel that plays music and then every hour or so they come on with gossip from Hollywood.

He said the latest news is that there's been reports of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt staying in a hotel together.  It's a thing that's been in the news recently, and fervently denied, if you haven't been keeping up.  Anyway, apparently they were caught when the guy who had the room next door heard some strange noises.  He said it sounded like an 8 foot giant squirrel was eating a man alive.  He of course freaked out and ran next door, busting in the door to save said man from the man-eating squirrel.  I'm not sure who was more surprised to find that the man-eating squirrel was actually Ms. Jolie screaming in pleasure.

Yeah.  The visuals alone are worth it.  I don't know if it's true.  Honestly don't care.  Just, when hubby told me that I instantly got this picture in my mind of Ms. Jolie in a squirrel costume, whipping Mr. Pitt with a tiny little flogger while riding him into the mattress.

::giggles::  Hubby replied with a dropped jaw, "I cannot believe you even thought that."  Then he shudders as he too then receives the visual.  *cackles*

Now you all get it too.

This message brought to you by the People With Sick Minds Council of America.

Coolest line ever.

"Oz looked at her and raised one eyebrow a tenth of an inch. Willow winced; her boyfriend was obviously seriously wigged."

::giggles::  Picked it up from speakr2customrs fic "Attack of the 50-Foot Willow".  I'd followed the link from entrenous88's discovery of tentacle!fic.

*runs off to read more*

Coolest line ever.

"Oz looked at her and raised one eyebrow a tenth of an inch. Willow winced; her boyfriend was obviously seriously wigged."

::giggles::  Picked it up from speakr2customrs fic "Attack of the 50-Foot Willow".  I'd followed the link from entrenous88's discovery of tentacle!fic.

*runs off to read more*