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saifai ([personal profile] saifai) wrote2006-08-10 07:36 pm
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The Mysterious 710

Yesterday I was having some work done at the car dealer. A blonde  woman came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.  They all looked at each other, and the mechanic asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"he replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there."  The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.  She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her  over to another car which had the hood up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course,  it's right there."

Click here to learn the identity of the mysterious 710:
http://pics.livejournal.com/saifai/pic/0002s5gy/s320x320

DISCLAIMER: Just kidding.
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[identity profile] velvetwhip.livejournal.com 2006-08-11 01:49 am (UTC)(link)
You canNOT be serious! That's a blonde joke, right? Right? RIGHT?????


Gabrielle

[identity profile] azure-k-mello.livejournal.com 2006-08-11 02:41 am (UTC)(link)
I hate to say it, and look blonde (I've got jet black hair the last time I looked) but I don't get it.
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[identity profile] kitty-poker1.livejournal.com 2006-08-11 05:03 pm (UTC)(link)
A blonde decides to dye her hair brown. Afterwards, she's walking down the road when comes across a shepherd with a flock of sheep. "If I guess how many sheep you have, will you give me one?" She guesses right and says, "I'll have that cute one over there." The shepherd says, "If I guess your natural hair colour, will you give me back my dog?"

*ouch*
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