Get me some chocolate... STAT!

[saifai]

Okay, I knew there was a reason I'm supposed to check my website's mail servers more often.  It's been awhile.  What can I say?  I've been sick, I'm on hiatus from the site.  I didn't feel like checking my email.

Guess how many messages were waiting for me?  That's right... almost 10,000.

No, that's not a typo.  If only...

::faints::