I am very much the same way. I chuck out the user manual and press random buttons ( should have seen me the first time I tried to answer the phone), however my mother didn't wanna go alone and she dragged me to a training class. I ended up teaching those around me while the teacher was busy.

I think the thing that is driving me nuts about the weeds is that 1 of them has a vine-like root system. It drives me insane.