The Eagle one cracked me up. I used to live out there. It's so true. The Mormon Assault Vehicle thing just got me. I'd never heard it before but couldn't stop laughing when I read that one. I thought of Sundays when you're driving by a ward building and see the army of vans out in the parking lots...

I was gonna say the North End one is probably someone living in the 13th Street Area or something too. I knew way too many folks from that area when I was just out of high school.